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What do you call Paddy at University.?


Janitor.


What do you call Paddy with a brain.?


Thief.


What do you call Paddy with a gun.?


Sir.


What do you call an Irish Brain surgeon.?


Carpenter.


What do you call Paddy living in England.?


Sleeper.


What do you call Paddy with an English accent.?


Traitor.


And finally.


Three Irish scientists (LOL) decided they were going to go visit the sun in their new Mazda Rocket. Afeter months of publicity the Scientific community decided to send the eminent Physicist Lady Fidgety Fingers to investigate their claim.


She spoke to them and the first question she asked was "How do intend to overcome the problem with the heat.?


"Seamus" the leading scientist replied "Well now MA'm we're goimg at night.

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Damn it, that Lady Fidgety thinks of everything. :)
Reply:Don't give up your day job, you may be out of work for a long long time..!!..xx
Reply:To be sure now, they are funny


Paddy with one brain cell - Genius
Reply:hehehe, you'd better hope the IRS doesn't track you down!!!
Reply:Ha ha nice ones. Short and witty.








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Reply:Very good as always lmao!!!!!
Reply:hahahahah!!! and im tired
Reply:Very good !! What do you call a Silly Paddy with a computer living in Scotland !! Jim. HE!HE!HE!
Reply:Crap jokes (most I heard over 30 years ago..honestly)..Not funny then, and boring now.