Survey: How many euphemisms can you name for female breasts?

Euphemism: the substitution of an AGREEABLE or INOFFENSIVE expression for one that may offend.





Sure, we all could come up with the name that's very close to, um, Tater Tots. I'm wondering, though, how clever can the Answers Community be in coming up with less offensive nicknames for female breasts.





A few that I have used or heard: Sweater Puppies, The Girls, Thelma %26amp; Louise, etc.





If I inadvertently offend anyone, then my apologies. This question is meant to be in good humor.





Thanks!

Survey: How many euphemisms can you name for female breasts?
LOL....mine are big sister and little sister :oP





Oh...and knockers is a good one.
Reply:Zoomers


Mammalian protuberances


Highbeams


Bubois (pronouced "boo-BWAZ")


Funbags
Reply:ta tas


chi chis


ittle bittles(Hey, mine are small lol)


boobies


lunch(top a baby lol)


luv pillows


breasttitists


melons


num nums


the girls


thing one %26amp; thing two


boobletts(again w the small ones♥)


juggs


knockers(tho I have to admit this one %26amp; juggs is maybe a bit offensive)


pastie holders


the ladies


big one lil one(cuz most all women have one larger than the other)


gazoombas


nuggs


um thats all I can think of right now...
Reply:Mosquito bites (for the underendowed)





bodacious ta tas





tig ol bitties





melons
Reply:bazooms,, knockers,,jugs,, bobbers ,, lunkers,, I can't think of any different ones
Reply:sweater meat
Reply:Hmm...what in the world made you think of this particular question? Ok, here goes:





Yabbos


Honeydews


Hooters


Pillows


Rib Balloons


The Grand Tetons (my husband's favorite)


Fun Bags


Gazongas


The Girls


Headlights


Grapefruits


Globes (also Gloden Globes of they are well-tanned)


Tatas


Coconuts


Melons





I'm sure I know more, but that's all I can think of right now. Maybe I should have asked my husband. He has about a gazillion different names for them, as I'm sure most all men do.
Reply:Honkers wasn't mentioned!
Reply:Puppies





I dunno I just say "them"
Reply:seems like u found enough euphemisms for them
Reply:jugs


boobs


breasts


the girls


the twins


rack


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