Saturday, November 19, 2011

Nonsensical survey: are convenience stores or lawn mowers going to be blamed for humanities demise?

Convenience stores because we don't give a sh*t about things as long as we have something from a cenvenience store to keep us comfortable. Thus less civic and community stuff happens.





Or lawn mowers because they give off much more CO2 than cars and lawn mowers are even more unnecessary than cars. Thus global warming (climate change).





(Both is the preferred answer but i want your unique answer.)

Nonsensical survey: are convenience stores or lawn mowers going to be blamed for humanities demise?
lawnmower rentals at convenience stores.
Reply:No, I think Air Condition. It's every were.





They also make people lazy, and most people avoid the heat, working, perspiration and weight lose.





And since most Americans are use to Air Condition they don't to work outside. Thus, creating Jobs Americans are to spoiled to do.





Since they don't do the Jobs A/C is also a factor in the the cause of Illegal Immigration, (and as they work on the yards they use lawnmowers).





Thus, A/C also is responsible for obesity in America. Houston was said to be one of the most Obese cities in the Nation and they use a lot of A/C.





Because of A/C and obesity is then also a major factor in causing diabetes.





A/C is also helping create the whole in the Ozone layer.





So we can see that A/C is also the cause of Global Warming.


And causing the Polar Ice caps to melt.





The more we use it the more Energy, Fuel, we use to power our Houses and cars. Thus, giving us the need for more oil, and leading to The War in Iraq.





I hope I summed it up for you.
Reply:Lawnmowers are completely to blame for the destruction of humankind. Researchers have found that regular lawn mowing with gas, electric and solar-powered lawnmowers contributes not only to global warming, but to cancer, obesity, and alcoholism.





After using a lawnmower, the operator is 100 times more likely to consume beer and invite friends over for a BBQ. The 15 guests who come to dinner get there by driving in their cars, contributing to global warming. The BBQ is fueled using charcoal, which produces creosote when burned, a powerful carcinogen. Food that is BBQ'd which contains nitritates (such as bacon) further create carcinogens when burned on the grill.


The steaks for dinner came from large herds of beef cattle who emit poisonous methane gas in their flatulence which depletes the ozone layer. The BBQ also increases ambient temperature inducing the need for refrigerated beer. Freon, used in most refrigerator units is known to leak and even further deplete the ozone layer. When the beer runs out, co2 emitting gas powered vehicles are use to drive to the store to get more.





And, everyone overeats at a BBQ, resulting in obesity.





Yup. It's the lawnmower.
Reply:Neither of the above. I think one of the real culprits is the human tendency NOT TO THINK, but to rely on stereotypes, gossip and factoids, or false facts, when making decisions.


"Human beings need to think more about killing" is one quote from the movie THE FOG OF WAR that illustrates my point.


Robert McNamara was a believer in control accounting... a mathematical way to analyze and evaluate systems...and was plucked from success at the Ford Motor Company to become President John Kennedy's Secretary of Defense. His unique approach to management guided the U.S. involvement in Vietnam. Three decades later, McNamara wrote a book that was seen as a kind of apology for the disasters of Vietnam. But filmmaker Errol Morris was convinced that McNamara still had something more to say. He persuaded McNamara to sit down for a series of interviews that became a documentary. In it, McNamara reviews the way governments and leaders make decisions, and gives them a failing grade. The film is a must-see for anyone concerned about the future of the planet.
Reply:i think its going to be the greeters at wallmart. they dont give a **** about anything cause they dont have to, that in turn makes everyone who walks thru those doors not give a **** either, so they will go and buy the biggest lawnmower they can find. why? because they dont give a ****. they are allways eating junk food which will eventually turn into methane gas, hence, global warming


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