Re-re-release them back into the wild river rapids in the Mount Kilamanjaro re-fueling pen, where they roam freely with the wild boars and buffalo who also swim and graze there, and let them wander through the murky waters, unharmed, and untouched by man.
* it sounded good when I wrote it *
* cries for the mentally-challenged dolphins *|||Being that dolphins are WAY smarter than us humans, the mentally challenged ones would even be on par with, say, Albert Frankenstein. So, I believe that the dolphins that swim backwards do not do so because they are mentally challenged, but merely because that is their style. They are like the Kris Kross of the ocean.|||can you believe I just sat here and tried very, very hard to visualize that?
I say we have a Special Olympics for them. We could film it then play it back in slow motion with a cliche song like something from Whitney Houston and make a McD%26#039;s commercial.|||Sushi? Dolphin McNuggets? Dolphin melts?|||Dolphins are best if smoked over mesquite wood
No,wait , Thats Tuna%26amp; crab|||turn all the fish around so they swim the other way, so the dolphins can eat them.|||McDonalds is always looking to fill their %26quot;special needs%26quot; quota|||Stop mounting outboard motors on their faces!|||Well, as an expert in mental challenges.... I%26#039;d say get them into some occupational and physical therapy, ASAP!
Either that or just except them for who they are and get the hell out of their way.|||*insert dolphin bbq joke here*|||Show them the porpoise driven life.|||dolphin
anyone
bon appiteeet|||I am donating a truck load of Florida road maps.|||teach chinese fishing boat captains to drive in reverse. oly out.|||I bet acqua-fitness can cure that...|||trap them, and bring them to sea world to amuse guests from all over|||make the walls of the tank padded so they don%26#039;t hurt themselves when they crash?|||What have they ever done for us?
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